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Sex Questions. Do it while I go buy bagels.
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been eaten or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex?
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
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GAH this happens to me all the time!!! well with my arm tattoo, not everyone knows about the lips on my bum but that would be weird if random ppls touched my butt all the time
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me: I regret this
me: I regret everything
me: I regret my whole life
me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
i dont know how to not be a jerk -__-
man i feel like the worst person ever, i hurt someone who really cared about me because im dumb and dont know how to do stuff, and she didnt deserve how i ended stuff and im a big ol jerk and deserve to feel this way :-/
Man I really wish I just had a ton of booze I just wanna drink myself into a coma right now -__-
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
wholewheat: pants are just another example of society trying to hold me back